

Captain JackI dont travel very often. Sydney Central station is new to me. There are so many people there running to their trains. Ruthlessly pushing through the crowds to make sure theyre not late. And I just dawdle around, waiting for my train. Its scary so I keep my eyes to the ground because my mum said not to make eye contact. Then I ran into someone. Fuck. Im repeating over and over in my head Please dont stab me, Please dont stab me. When I finally looked up, Captain Jack Sparrow was grinning at me. I turned bright red and apologised and he laughed.Captain Jack
Dont worry; I get it all


Truth and BeautyDelilah drew the knife down her thigh and watched as the blood trickled down her leg, forming a pool on the white tiles below her, the light of the moon reflecting off the blood, giving her a sense of foreboding beauty. She glanced at the older scars on her thighs and sighed, wishing she could stop, but at the same time enjoying her secret that she kept from the world. She looked up at the moon, accentuating her pale skin and dark eyes, and wished she had someone to help her; to be able to remember the beauty and truth that engulfs the world outside her own.Truth and Beauty
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She woke up the next morning, wrapped in he


The Great Australian StoryI sit down at my little black laptop and poise my fingers on the cool, smooth keys, and as I look down, I can see thousands of words jumping out at me but none that I knew were suitable. My fingers fly across the keyboard and finally, I have something. I have what I want to write. I want to write the great Australian novel. One that can change a life and make people tell everyone about it. I want to write the kind of book that lives on for years, or even forever, like To Kill a Mockingbird, or even Catcher In The Rye. I want it to be about adventure and love and excitement and I dont want my character to be boring and I want everyone toThe Great Australian Story


The Ultimate Operating SystemMy best friend Hunter was great, just never really one for relationships.The Ultimate Operating System
Come on, man! Its like business, either you put all your money in one asset and if it fails, youre fucked. Or you put all your money on a variety of assets and even if one fucks you up, theres still others!
Yeah and what if your one asset is your best investment ever and you make a bazillion dollars off it?
That never happens to anyone so shut up.
Two words, man. Bill Gates. I rest my case.
Software is like women. Win 98 is your old girlfrie